Showing posts with label Sex Toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex Toys. Show all posts

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Male your own cyberskin

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Step 1: Fill up a bag
Take a small plastic bag and fill it with lube. Trust us, this is better than cyberskin.

Step 2: Love your couch
Place it between the cushions of your couch or between your mattress and box spring, get on your knees and pump away!

Autofellatio with a Pipe

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Step 1: Lube up some PVC pipe
Note, this could be dangerous, proceed with caution: Take a piece of pvc pipe insulation and cut it the right length to fit your dick. It should be tight so no air will leak out.

Step 2: Pump and suck
Start pumping your dick and suck on pipe at the same time until you're really to cum. Or keep going, if you'd like a taste.

Male Sex Toy with a Sock

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Step 1: Roll up a sock
Take a sock and roll it up like a donut.

Step 2: Put in a surgical glove
Put a latex surgical glove in the rolled up sock. Wrap the end of the glove over the top of the sock to hold it in place. Lube up the inside.

Step 3: Ahhhhh!
Strap-on and go at it. You can also put it between two pillows or between your mattress and your box spring, and pump away.

Make a Pocket Pussy with a Toilet Roll

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Step 1: Put a condom in a toilet paper tube
Take one toilet paper (or paper towel) tube, one condom, and some lube. Put the condom inside the roll and stretch the opening of the condom across the opening of the tube. Fold the end of the condom over the end of the tube and hold with one hand.

Step 2: Pull the end for extra pleasure
Lube well and go at it like hell. BONUS: Pull on the tip of the condom while you jack and it feels like a blowjob.

Make a Vagina with Barstools: Male Sex Toy

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Step 1: Put three stools in a triangle
Take three bar stools (ones that don't have backs) and arrange them into a
triangle. Spread paper towel, newspaper or plastic between the stools so you
can squirt freely when the time comes.

Step 2: Lie face down on the stools
Then lay down on the stools face down, one stool under your chest and one under each thigh. This allows your "package" to hang down. Use one or both free hands to fondle your double dong in whatever manner you prefer. If you want, you can tip your head forward to look underneath and watch the action.

Slippery Balloons: Male Sex Toy

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Warm Melon: Male Sex Toy

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Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches.

Step 2: Nuke it good
Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil or KY jelly.

Step 3: Ahhhhh!
A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!

Thanks to Homemade-sex-toys.com

Homemade Fleshlight (Bottle Version)

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This tutorial is how to make the bottle version of the homemade fleshlight. Please click the image below if the quality is bad. The image might take some time to load.






RealTouch Worlds Most Advanced Sex Toy

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I just found this through a link, it looks pritty cool. Basically realtouch is a Male Sex Toy but its interactive and pritty cool, It has a heating unit (heats to bodys natural tempeture) Auto lube dispencer (real wet ) And is Interactive, you can plug it into your computer and it reacts to what is happening in the porn videos. Check it out here

It currently costs $149.
 

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