Step 1: Fill up a bag | |
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Take a small plastic bag and fill it with lube. Trust us, this is better than cyberskin. | |
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Step 2: Love your couch | |
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Place it between the cushions of your couch or between your mattress and box spring, get on your knees and pump away! |
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Saturday, January 3, 2009
Male your own cyberskin
Autofellatio with a Pipe
Step 1: Lube up some PVC pipe | |
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Note, this could be dangerous, proceed with caution: Take a piece of pvc pipe insulation and cut it the right length to fit your dick. It should be tight so no air will leak out. | |
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Step 2: Pump and suck | |
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Start pumping your dick and suck on pipe at the same time until you're really to cum. Or keep going, if you'd like a taste. |
Male Sex Toy with a Sock
Step 1: Roll up a sock | |
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Take a sock and roll it up like a donut. | |
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Step 2: Put in a surgical glove | |
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Put a latex surgical glove in the rolled up sock. Wrap the end of the glove over the top of the sock to hold it in place. Lube up the inside. | |
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Step 3: Ahhhhh! | |
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Strap-on and go at it. You can also put it between two pillows or between your mattress and your box spring, and pump away. |
Make a Pocket Pussy with a Toilet Roll
Step 1: Put a condom in a toilet paper tube | |
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Take one toilet paper (or paper towel) tube, one condom, and some lube. Put the condom inside the roll and stretch the opening of the condom across the opening of the tube. Fold the end of the condom over the end of the tube and hold with one hand. | |
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Step 2: Pull the end for extra pleasure | |
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Lube well and go at it like hell. BONUS: Pull on the tip of the condom while you jack and it feels like a blowjob. |
Make a Vagina with Barstools: Male Sex Toy
Step 1: Put three stools in a triangle | |
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Take three bar stools (ones that don't have backs) and arrange them into a triangle. Spread paper towel, newspaper or plastic between the stools so you can squirt freely when the time comes. | |
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Step 2: Lie face down on the stools | |
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Then lay down on the stools face down, one stool under your chest and one under each thigh. This allows your "package" to hang down. Use one or both free hands to fondle your double dong in whatever manner you prefer. If you want, you can tip your head forward to look underneath and watch the action. |
Warm Melon: Male Sex Toy
Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole | |
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Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you're making sex toys not digging ditches. | |
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Step 2: Nuke it good | |
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Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil or KY jelly. | |
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Step 3: Ahhhhh! | |
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A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job! Thanks to Homemade-sex-toys.com |
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